A message

To all of you who oppose the legalization of same-sex marriage:

Will legalizing same-sex marriage cause global warming to speed up?

No.

Will legalizing same-sex marriage cause the U.S. oil spill to double in size?

No.

Will legalizing same-sex marriage cause the world to turn communist?

No.

Will it enable thousands, and maybe millions, of gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transsexuals to get married?

Yes.

Will it promote worldwide equality?

Yes.

Will it show us that nobody should be marginalized for anything, even for their sexual orientation?

Yes.

See? And by the way, to you "haters" out there:

You think same-sex marriage is "abnormal"? Lots of things in this world are abnormal, and you don't complain about those.

You think it's "morally wrong"? There was a time when people thought having slaves was not "morally wrong".

You think it's "disgusting"? No sir, people like you who have no regard for equal rights for all are the sigusting ones.

I believe in equality for everyone, and that is why I will defend the legalization of same-sex marriage until the very end.

If you have any problems with this, think about this post. Perhaps then you will realize why I believe what I do.

XYZ (Swearing in this post)

@X: I trusted you. I really did. But your lies, rudeness, and selfishness have gone too far. Who do you think you fucking are? You are a goddamn prima donna and a hog. No wonder you now only have two friends left. Also, I don't give a flying fuck about your "God" comments. You act pious to impress someone more religious than you. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE. Don't act dumb with me. I can tell that it's all a lie. You are a sham, fraud, cheat, and above all, liar. You are now lower than your infamous namesake who has been to the school you're in now. Have fun with Y and Z, your only friends left.

@Y: STOP MOLLYING X. HE DESERVES NO SYMPATHY. He dug his own grave, now let him jump in it. "Chances"? Chances my ass! We gave the little shit so many fucking chances. Guess what? He squandered EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE of those chances. You're deluding yourself if you think he deserves another chance. Let me ask you this: does someone who murdered ten people or someone who raped three seven-year-old girls deserve another chance? Ditch him for your own good.

@Z: You have no morals. You're only ditching X if he ditches you? Are you OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? He has mistreated you by being rude to you, and you CONTINUE TO SUPPORT HIM? For once in my life I DEFEND YOU, and you reject it? Suck my dick, then.

Beyond the Wheel - Soundgarden

Okay, as I was browsing Reuben's blog, I saw his latest post on the song Temporary Home by Carrie Underwood. Well, I decided to post another song which, to me, has a very deep meaning. Although it was written in 1988, it's still relevant today. It's about how effed up the world is, how some have been trained to kill from their childhood just for others' profit, and how some have become mere cogs in the machine. May I present to you: the lyrics to Beyond the Wheel by Soundgarden.

Far beyond the road
Between your house and home
There is a churning storm
Of hailing burning bones

Tiny baby cries
Little, tiny pawn
In the profit gain
Tiny baby grows

Mother, who's your man
Is he doing what he can
To make a proper home, home
By overturning other stones, stones
Father, mighty man
Loves his little boys, boys
Shows them how to kill
To save his precious stones, stones

Far beyond the wheel
Spin your life around
By driving flesh and blood
Deep into the ground, ground

Far beyond the wheel
Steers life around
By driving flesh and blood
Deep into the ground, ground

YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-yjee-RWkA

As you can see, not only does it have deep lyrics, but the skill level, particularly on vocals, is quite high.

... (WARNING: LOTS OF SWEARING)

Fuck the three of you. You're piss-stains on this world, and are all fucking retarded cunts. You're living proof that even God makes mistakes. You're penises, bitches, fuckheads, retards, and a curse on the world. Screw you three. I hope that there's a special area in hell for you, where your punishment is ten times more.

Leeds United just beat Manchester United.

To quote my Facebook post:

"Jermaine Beckford, you are my hero. HELL YEAH!"

NOW LET'S TAKE IT TO WEMBLEY! :)

Have an orgasm for world peace!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

December 21st is Global Orgasm Day. The objective is to dedicate an orgasm to world peace. It may not be much, but do your part. If you have never had an orgasm before, this is the best time! Everybody who is reading this now, GET WANKING/SEXING! :)

Rant of the Year: Twilight (Co-written by my sister)

(My sister's ideas are in yellow.)

1. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every girl's dream and every guy wants to be him.
3. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every guy's dream and every girl wants to be him.
4. Bella is SO INCREDIBLY... ANTI-FEMINIST.
5. Edward scored a 147 on the Original Fiction Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Litmus Test. To put this into perspective, a 71 will get a character into "Irredeemable-Sue", where said character is considered so perfect that this character should be scrapped. Edward Cullen has more than double that. Therefore, he's a poorly thought-out character in a quadrillion and three ways imaginable.
6. Edward Cullen is a pansy....!!!
7. The Twilight books spend ages describing the setting and hardly anything on the plot.
8. They have effing TEAMS!
9. Edward is a stalker.
10. Agreed. HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP...make of that what you will.
11. He had underage sex with Bella. PEDOPHILE!!!!!
12. JACOB IS NOT A WEREWOLF. THUS, STEPHENIE MEYER HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIS LITTLE 'PACK' A PACK AS THEY HAVE NO CANINE-NESS IN THEM.
13. Real vampires die to garlic, and real werewolves die to silver. Neither of them does.
14. Stephenie Meyer has the creativity level of the average potato.
15. Twilight is crappy. Do I need to elaborate??
16. The plot is generic, boring, and full of Gary-Stus and Mary-Sues - it's bad vampire fanfiction at best.
17. Carlisle has an island!
18. How does he keep getting re-hired. He job hops every time the finish high school.
19. They play baseball. How scary.
20. What the hell does Edward see in Bella?
21. And vice-versa.
22. What the hell does Jacob see in Bella?
23. And vice-versa.
24. The Cullens 'vegetarianism'.
25. Stephenie Meyer's playlist - she's forever soiled the name of alternative rock.
26. They have an effin clothing line and calendars for Team Edward/Jacob.
27. And I could go on and on and on and on.................
28. And to finish, I repeat: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Credit to Weilyn [my sister] for the ones in yellow.)