Saturday, December 19, 2009

Have an orgasm for world peace!

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

December 21st is Global Orgasm Day. The objective is to dedicate an orgasm to world peace. It may not be much, but do your part. If you have never had an orgasm before, this is the best time! Everybody who is reading this now, GET WANKING/SEXING! :)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Rant of the Year: Twilight (Co-written by my sister)

(My sister's ideas are in yellow.)

1. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every girl's dream and every guy wants to be him.
3. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every guy's dream and every girl wants to be him.
4. Bella is SO INCREDIBLY... ANTI-FEMINIST.
5. Edward scored a 147 on the Original Fiction Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Litmus Test. To put this into perspective, a 71 will get a character into "Irredeemable-Sue", where said character is considered so perfect that this character should be scrapped. Edward Cullen has more than double that. Therefore, he's a poorly thought-out character in a quadrillion and three ways imaginable.
6. Edward Cullen is a pansy....!!!
7. The Twilight books spend ages describing the setting and hardly anything on the plot.
8. They have effing TEAMS!
9. Edward is a stalker.
10. Agreed. HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP...make of that what you will.
11. He had underage sex with Bella. PEDOPHILE!!!!!
12. JACOB IS NOT A WEREWOLF. THUS, STEPHENIE MEYER HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIS LITTLE 'PACK' A PACK AS THEY HAVE NO CANINE-NESS IN THEM.
13. Real vampires die to garlic, and real werewolves die to silver. Neither of them does.
14. Stephenie Meyer has the creativity level of the average potato.
15. Twilight is crappy. Do I need to elaborate??
16. The plot is generic, boring, and full of Gary-Stus and Mary-Sues - it's bad vampire fanfiction at best.
17. Carlisle has an island!
18. How does he keep getting re-hired. He job hops every time the finish high school.
19. They play baseball. How scary.
20. What the hell does Edward see in Bella?
21. And vice-versa.
22. What the hell does Jacob see in Bella?
23. And vice-versa.
24. The Cullens 'vegetarianism'.
25. Stephenie Meyer's playlist - she's forever soiled the name of alternative rock.
26. They have an effin clothing line and calendars for Team Edward/Jacob.
27. And I could go on and on and on and on.................
28. And to finish, I repeat: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Credit to Weilyn [my sister] for the ones in yellow.)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The state of our government/laws/whatever today

Things we need to change:

1. Legalize same-sex marriage. It's discriminatory for them not to be able to marry. If you're thinking, "Hey, but it's not morally right!", well, let me put it this way, if only gays could marry and straights couldn't, what would you think? You're right - it isn't morally right... that this discrimination is happening. The bigoted morons in government apparently don't care, though. Screw them.

2. Do away with the UPSR. Do we really want to subject a bunch of 12-year-olds to one of the most gruelling exams of their lives? They don't like it, since they're probably not ready. At that age, they should be caring more about what secondary school they go to. The UPSR just takes that away.

3. Dissolve the state government of Kelantan. They are the cesspool of Malaysia. Ridiculous laws get passed all the time. Their state government is turning them into goddamn Saudi Arabia. The idiots who run that air-headed state should be forcibly removed by the government.

4. Abolish the death penalty. Many countries have gotten on just fine without it. Also, the only people who truly deserve the death penalty, in my opinion, are terrorists/suicide bombers, and they usually take care of that, anyway. For really heinous crimes, give them something like 10,000 or 20,000 years in jail, so that parole won't get them out. Also, some should be deported to Alcatraz or Gitmo.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

EPIC FAIL (Also, an album review)

The other day in school, I tried to slap a mosquito on my arm...

...and slapped my right cheek.

FAIL

Also:

ALBUM REVIEW

Album name: Inhuman Rampage
As made famous by: DragonForce
Genre: Power metal
Year: 2006

This album is nothing but an onslaught of sheer speed and aggression with World of Warcraft-like themes woven into the lyrics. Sounds bad, you say? Not in the least! All five band members really give it their all on this album. Also, no song on the album is shorter than five minutes long, so all you progressive rock/progressive metal fans out there could be won over to power metal with this album. A future classic, and a gem amongst a sea of crappy modern-day metal bands. (I'm looking at you, System of a Down, Symphony X, and Alien Ant Farm.)

Standout tracks:

Through the Fire and Flames

Yeah, you've probably heard it by now, whether through Guitar Hero 3 or through another means, but it's still great. Big props to Herman Li and Sam Totman for an amazing dual-guitar solo.

Revolution Deathsquad

The longest song on the album, clocking in at 7 minutes and 53 seconds... of insanity. This song is brutally fast, in all the right ways. ZP Theart's outro high almost-screams are awesome. Also, during the solo, you can hear a cheesy but cool-sounding ninja-type riff, as well as some synth insanity.

Storming the Burning Fields

This is Dave Mackintosh's shining star on this album. One on the finest drum performances in metal... ever. The rest of the band doesn't disappoint, though. This is the shortest song on the album, at "only" 5 minutes and 19 seconds.

Trail of Broken Hearts

Nice synth/keyboard intro on this power ballad similar to power ballads by late 80's glam metal bands. ZP Theart's best vocal performance on this album. Also, great guitar solo.

Overall album score: 98%

Pretty damn near perfect.

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That's my first album review.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

FUCK MY LIFE.

Yeah, I was going through Sinister Woods in Mystery Dungeon, when I had to go for my Web Design class. But, I was the middle of a fucking boss battle, when I had fucking QUICKSAVED. I lost all my fucking items and money and the game treated it like I had fucking lost in the damn dungeon. Just, fuck it all. Damn game can't recognize a quicksave.

(Sorry for the cussing. I'm REALLY pissed right now.)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

In conjunction with Merdeka Day...

...here's a little quiz!

ANSWER THIS HONESTLY. WRITE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER IF YOU MUST. AFTER ANSWERING, HIGHLIGHT THE AREA AFTER YOUR ANSWER TO SEE YOUR SCORE FOR THE QUESTION.

How Malaysian are you?

1) How's your English?

a) Fluent and grammatically correct (1 point)
b) Decent, I guess (2 points)
c) Hau iss mye Ing-ger-lis lan-gwage? (3 points)

2) 1337-speak or chatspeak?

a) Chatspeak (3 points)
b) 1337-speak (1 point)
c) Neither (2 points)

3) Are you a foodie?

a) No (1 point)
b) Sometimes (2 points)
c) Like no other! (3 point)

4) Which swear word/pseudo-swear word is your favorite?

a) Cunt (1 point)
b) Ass (2 points)
c) Fuck (4 points)
d) Shit (6 points)
e) Damn (5 points)
f) Bastard (3 points)

5) If there's a party at 8:00 pm, when do you arrive?

a) 7:45 pm (1 point)
b) 8:50 pm (3 points)
c) 8:05 pm (2 points)

6) Do you download illegally?

a) Usually (3 points)
b) All the time! (1 point)
c) No, never! (4 points)
d) Sometimes (2 points)

7) How fast are you on escalators?

a) I stand (3 points)
b) I walk (2 points)
c) I walk quickly (1 point)

8) Favorite place for a meal?

a) Roadside stalls that serve Indian food (4 points)
b) Fast-food joints (3 points)
c) Cafes (2 points)
d) Big restaurants (1 point)

9) Which of these countries do you hate the most?

a) Indonesia (5 points)
b) United States (4 points)
c) China (1 point)
d) Singapore (3 points)
e) England (2 points)

10) Are you religious?

a) Yes (3 points)
b) No, but I'm not an atheist (2 points)
c) No, I'm an atheist (1 point)
d) Other (2 points)

11) What music do you like best?

a) Disco (4 points)
b) Rap (5 points)
c) Classic rock (1 point)
d) Pop (7 points)
e) Modern rock (6 points)
f) R&B (3 points)
g) Metal (2 points)

12. Do you speak with a Malaysian accent?

a) Yes (6 points)
b) Sometimes (3 points)
c) No (1 point)

13. Would you knowingly double-park?

a) No (1 point)
b) Yes (2 points)

14. Do you buy pirated CD's and DVD's?

a) All the time! (3 points)
b) Sometimes (2 points)
c) Never (1 point)

15. How much Manglish do you use?

a) A little (2 points)
b) Loads (3 points)
c) None (1 point)

16. Spicy food...

a) is awesome. (3 points)
b) is okay. (2 points)
c) sucks. (1 point)

Analysis:

47-61: You are a real red-blooded Malaysian.
31-46: You are in the middle in terms of fitting in here.
16-30: You're a foreigner in Malaysia, even if you're a citizen. (:P)

HAPPY MERDEKA DAY, EVERYONE! :)

P.S.: I got a 23.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Lyrics from random songs I like

Black Hole Sun

Originally by: Soundgarden
Album: Superunknown
Year: 1994
Genre: Grunge/Rock ballad

In my eyes, indisposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Chorus 1:
Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come

Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind, tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes, a walking sleep
In my youth I pray to keep
Heaven send hell away
No one sings like you anymore

(Chorus 1)

Chorus 2:
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come
(Black hole sun, black hole sun)
Won't you come

[guitar solo]

Hang my head, drown my fear
Till you all just disappear

(Chorus 1)

(Chorus 2, repeat till end)

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Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'

Originally by: Journey
Album: Evolution
Year: 1979
Genre: Classic rock

You make me weep and wanna die
Just when you said we'd try
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other

When I'm alone all by myself
You're out with someone else
Lovin', touchin', squeezin' each other

You're tearin' me apart
Every, every day
You're tearin' me apart
Oh, what can I say?
You're tearin' me apart

It won't be long, yes, till you're alone
When your lover, oh, he hasn't come home
Cause hes lovin', ooh, he's touchin', he's squeezin' another

He's tearin' you apart
Every, every day
He's tearin' you apart
Oh girl, what can you say?
'Cause he's lovin', touchin' another

Now it's your turn, girl to cry

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The Trooper

Originally by: Iron Maiden
Album: Piece of Mind
Year: 1983
Genre: Heavy metal

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back
The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horse's breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And as the Russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day

(guitar solo)

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds takes my horse below
And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

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WARNING: This one has one swear word in it.

Even Flow

Originally by: Pearl Jam
Album: Ten
Year: 1991
Genre: Grunge

Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll see a little better, set a days, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, faces that he sees time again ain't that familiar, oh yeah
Oh, dark grin, he can't help, when he's happy looks insane, oh yeah

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Life again, life again...

Kneelin', looking through the paper though he doesn't know to read, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin', now to something that has never showed him anything
Oh, feelin', understands the weather of the winters on its way
Oh, ceilings, few and far between all the legal halls of shame, yeah

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll begin his life again
Whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away...

Yeah!

Woo...ah yeah...fuck it up...

(guitar solo)

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll begin his life again, yeah
Oh, whispering hands, gently lead him away
Him away, him away...

Yeah!

Woo...uh huh...yeah, yeah, mommy, mommy...

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My next post will be part two of this, with four more songs.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Tortured Soul

He is tortured within
As he suffers from inside
He wants to leave it all behind

He wants to be useful
But always got in the way
He was always unfairly in the wrong

His screams inside are never
Attended to; he is
Truly a tortured soul within

His infinite suffering
Is never attended to
Will he forever be this way?

He thinks that he is a
Spawn of demons, not human,
And is ready to die right now

He finds an old loaded gun
Pulls the trigger
As his very
Life
Melts
Away

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

BEST. VIDEO. EVAR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_CfxSxEEE

"Not $19.99, not $14.99, but $42.99!!!!!"

Fucking epic.

Ryan Higa officially wins at life. The amazing thing is, I was a skeptic of his videos at first, But not any more!

NIGAHIGA PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

First Post on MetalMilitia's Blog

So, for my first post, I'll do a list:

Top 50 Most Influential Metal Albums of All-Time

50. Souls of Black - Testament (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souls_of_Black)
49. The Sickness - Disturbed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sickness)
48. Images and Words - Dream Theater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Images_and_Words)
47. Sonic Firestorm - DragonForce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fury_of_the_storm)
46. Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part 2 - Helloween(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeper_of_the_Seven_Keys_Part_2)
45. Deep Purple in Rock - Deep Purple (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Purple_in_Rock)
44. The System Has Failed - Megadeth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_System_Has_Failed)
44. Something Wicked This Way Comes - Iced Earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Wicked_This_Way_Comes_(Iced_Earth_album)
43. Turbo - Judas Priest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_(Judas_Priest_album)
42. Bark at the Moon - Ozzy Osbourne (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bark_at_the_Moon)
41. Danzig - Danzig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danzig_(album)
40. Skid Row - Skid Row (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skid_Row_(album)
39. Powerslave - Iron Maiden (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powerslave)
38. Rust in Peace - Megadeth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_in_Peace)
37. Van Halen - Van Halen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Halen_(album)
36. Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabbath_Bloody_Sabbath)
35. Overkill - Motörhead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overkill_(album)
34. Iowa - Slipknot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_(album)
33. Agents of Fortune - Blue Oyster Cult (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agents_of_Fortune)
32. Cowboys from Hell - Pantera (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboys_From_Hell)
31. Destroyer - KISS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroyer_(Kiss_album)
30. Dr. Feelgood - Mötley Crüe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Feelgood_(album)
29. Billion Dollar Babies - Alice Cooper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion_Dollar_Babies)
28. La Sexorcisto: Devil Music, Vol. 1 - White Zombie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Sexorcisto:_Devil_Music,_Vol._1)
27. Look What the Cat Dragged In - Poison (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_What_the_Cat_Dragged_In)
26. Love at First Sting - Scorpions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_At_First_Sting)

Second half to come later.