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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Rant of the Year: Twilight (Co-written by my sister)
(My sister's ideas are in yellow.)
1. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every girl's dream and every guy wants to be him.
3. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every guy's dream and every girl wants to be him.
4. Bella is SO INCREDIBLY... ANTI-FEMINIST.
5. Edward scored a 147 on the Original Fiction Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Litmus Test. To put this into perspective, a 71 will get a character into "Irredeemable-Sue", where said character is considered so perfect that this character should be scrapped. Edward Cullen has more than double that. Therefore, he's a poorly thought-out character in a quadrillion and three ways imaginable.
6. Edward Cullen is a pansy....!!!
7. The Twilight books spend ages describing the setting and hardly anything on the plot.
8. They have effing TEAMS!
9. Edward is a stalker.
10. Agreed. HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP...make of that what you will.
11. He had underage sex with Bella. PEDOPHILE!!!!!
12. JACOB IS NOT A WEREWOLF. THUS, STEPHENIE MEYER HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIS LITTLE 'PACK' A PACK AS THEY HAVE NO CANINE-NESS IN THEM.
13. Real vampires die to garlic, and real werewolves die to silver. Neither of them does.
14. Stephenie Meyer has the creativity level of the average potato.
15. Twilight is crappy. Do I need to elaborate??
16. The plot is generic, boring, and full of Gary-Stus and Mary-Sues - it's bad vampire fanfiction at best.
17. Carlisle has an island!
18. How does he keep getting re-hired. He job hops every time the finish high school.
19. They play baseball. How scary.
20. What the hell does Edward see in Bella?
21. And vice-versa.
22. What the hell does Jacob see in Bella?
23. And vice-versa.
24. The Cullens 'vegetarianism'.
25. Stephenie Meyer's playlist - she's forever soiled the name of alternative rock.
26. They have an effin clothing line and calendars for Team Edward/Jacob.
27. And I could go on and on and on and on.................
28. And to finish, I repeat: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Credit to Weilyn [my sister] for the ones in yellow.)
1. VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every girl's dream and every guy wants to be him.
3. Edward Cullen is too perfect - he's every guy's dream and every girl wants to be him.
4. Bella is SO INCREDIBLY... ANTI-FEMINIST.
5. Edward scored a 147 on the Original Fiction Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Litmus Test. To put this into perspective, a 71 will get a character into "Irredeemable-Sue", where said character is considered so perfect that this character should be scrapped. Edward Cullen has more than double that. Therefore, he's a poorly thought-out character in a quadrillion and three ways imaginable.
6. Edward Cullen is a pansy....!!!
7. The Twilight books spend ages describing the setting and hardly anything on the plot.
8. They have effing TEAMS!
9. Edward is a stalker.
10. Agreed. HE WATCHES BELLA SLEEP...make of that what you will.
11. He had underage sex with Bella. PEDOPHILE!!!!!
12. JACOB IS NOT A WEREWOLF. THUS, STEPHENIE MEYER HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIS LITTLE 'PACK' A PACK AS THEY HAVE NO CANINE-NESS IN THEM.
13. Real vampires die to garlic, and real werewolves die to silver. Neither of them does.
14. Stephenie Meyer has the creativity level of the average potato.
15. Twilight is crappy. Do I need to elaborate??
16. The plot is generic, boring, and full of Gary-Stus and Mary-Sues - it's bad vampire fanfiction at best.
17. Carlisle has an island!
18. How does he keep getting re-hired. He job hops every time the finish high school.
19. They play baseball. How scary.
20. What the hell does Edward see in Bella?
21. And vice-versa.
22. What the hell does Jacob see in Bella?
23. And vice-versa.
24. The Cullens 'vegetarianism'.
25. Stephenie Meyer's playlist - she's forever soiled the name of alternative rock.
26. They have an effin clothing line and calendars for Team Edward/Jacob.
27. And I could go on and on and on and on.................
28. And to finish, I repeat: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Credit to Weilyn [my sister] for the ones in yellow.)
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