In conjunction with Merdeka Day...

...here's a little quiz!

ANSWER THIS HONESTLY. WRITE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER IF YOU MUST. AFTER ANSWERING, HIGHLIGHT THE AREA AFTER YOUR ANSWER TO SEE YOUR SCORE FOR THE QUESTION.

How Malaysian are you?

1) How's your English?

a) Fluent and grammatically correct (1 point)
b) Decent, I guess (2 points)
c) Hau iss mye Ing-ger-lis lan-gwage? (3 points)

2) 1337-speak or chatspeak?

a) Chatspeak (3 points)
b) 1337-speak (1 point)
c) Neither (2 points)

3) Are you a foodie?

a) No (1 point)
b) Sometimes (2 points)
c) Like no other! (3 point)

4) Which swear word/pseudo-swear word is your favorite?

a) Cunt (1 point)
b) Ass (2 points)
c) Fuck (4 points)
d) Shit (6 points)
e) Damn (5 points)
f) Bastard (3 points)

5) If there's a party at 8:00 pm, when do you arrive?

a) 7:45 pm (1 point)
b) 8:50 pm (3 points)
c) 8:05 pm (2 points)

6) Do you download illegally?

a) Usually (3 points)
b) All the time! (1 point)
c) No, never! (4 points)
d) Sometimes (2 points)

7) How fast are you on escalators?

a) I stand (3 points)
b) I walk (2 points)
c) I walk quickly (1 point)

8) Favorite place for a meal?

a) Roadside stalls that serve Indian food (4 points)
b) Fast-food joints (3 points)
c) Cafes (2 points)
d) Big restaurants (1 point)

9) Which of these countries do you hate the most?

a) Indonesia (5 points)
b) United States (4 points)
c) China (1 point)
d) Singapore (3 points)
e) England (2 points)

10) Are you religious?

a) Yes (3 points)
b) No, but I'm not an atheist (2 points)
c) No, I'm an atheist (1 point)
d) Other (2 points)

11) What music do you like best?

a) Disco (4 points)
b) Rap (5 points)
c) Classic rock (1 point)
d) Pop (7 points)
e) Modern rock (6 points)
f) R&B (3 points)
g) Metal (2 points)

12. Do you speak with a Malaysian accent?

a) Yes (6 points)
b) Sometimes (3 points)
c) No (1 point)

13. Would you knowingly double-park?

a) No (1 point)
b) Yes (2 points)

14. Do you buy pirated CD's and DVD's?

a) All the time! (3 points)
b) Sometimes (2 points)
c) Never (1 point)

15. How much Manglish do you use?

a) A little (2 points)
b) Loads (3 points)
c) None (1 point)

16. Spicy food...

a) is awesome. (3 points)
b) is okay. (2 points)
c) sucks. (1 point)

Analysis:

47-61: You are a real red-blooded Malaysian.
31-46: You are in the middle in terms of fitting in here.
16-30: You're a foreigner in Malaysia, even if you're a citizen. (:P)

HAPPY MERDEKA DAY, EVERYONE! :)

P.S.: I got a 23.