The state of our government/laws/whatever today

Things we need to change:

1. Legalize same-sex marriage. It's discriminatory for them not to be able to marry. If you're thinking, "Hey, but it's not morally right!", well, let me put it this way, if only gays could marry and straights couldn't, what would you think? You're right - it isn't morally right... that this discrimination is happening. The bigoted morons in government apparently don't care, though. Screw them.

2. Do away with the UPSR. Do we really want to subject a bunch of 12-year-olds to one of the most gruelling exams of their lives? They don't like it, since they're probably not ready. At that age, they should be caring more about what secondary school they go to. The UPSR just takes that away.

3. Dissolve the state government of Kelantan. They are the cesspool of Malaysia. Ridiculous laws get passed all the time. Their state government is turning them into goddamn Saudi Arabia. The idiots who run that air-headed state should be forcibly removed by the government.

4. Abolish the death penalty. Many countries have gotten on just fine without it. Also, the only people who truly deserve the death penalty, in my opinion, are terrorists/suicide bombers, and they usually take care of that, anyway. For really heinous crimes, give them something like 10,000 or 20,000 years in jail, so that parole won't get them out. Also, some should be deported to Alcatraz or Gitmo.